“Fee Fi Fo Fum! What dirt have you brought into this this house?” the angry ogre roared!

“Tomatoes, Corn, Pumpkin, Carrots, Zucchini  Peppers, Lettuce, Radishes, Beans or all sorts, Onions and more for you to cook with.” said Bauer Franz, cautiously handing the pails of vegetables and fruits to the ogre.

“Oh.” said the ogre “I like vegetables.”

Then the ogre calmed down and transformed into a beautiful princess who then brought him a beer.

(Come on, you knew where this was going, right?)

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